Here you'll find stories, jokes, speakwords etc. from me and from others.
Speakwords, by Erik and myself, also in French and German!
Speakwords and sayings
EnglishAh, now the monkey comes from the sleeve.
I will look the cat from the tree first.
It rains that it pisses.
A strange duck in the byte.
Let's fuck the window.
Give my portion but to Fikkie.
We are going to take poles height.
Pump or drown.
On the sharpest of the cut.
I have tocked a nice car on the head.
That may not press the fun.
Ex-cúte me please.
Darwin's ovulation theory.
It is not all cake and egg.
We have to bring loaf on the plenk.
That can not go through the bracket.
To get from the rain in the drop.
I am becoming so motherless from it.
Hold your breast.....
Never shit a given horse in the mouth.
That hits on nothing.
I have still an apple to peel with you.
The best pilots stand on the wall.
That doesn't introduce me bit.
When the monley came out of the sleeve, I didn't know what I had hanging on my bicycle, but I took the cow by the horns, and now it starts to look like something again...
French:Qu'est-ce que j'ai suspendu de ma biciclette maintentant??
Il a perdu la route
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